Three-Toed Pete: *Coughs loudly*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: Avast! Scurvy dogs and lubbers of Britannia,
Three-Toed Pete: we’ve dropped anchor ere
Three-Toed Pete: to witness tha walkin’ o’ th’ plank by the Scurvy dog Matthew DeLios
Three-Toed Pete: and his saucy wench Melanie McBain.
Three-Toed Pete: *winks at Melanie*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: *picks his ale off the deck and takes a hearty swig of it*
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: Tha walkin’ o’ th’ plank
Three-Toed Pete: ‘as always been important ta any society,
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: even in tha most ancient times of Sosaria,
Three-Toed Pete: and has remained sacred ta this day.
Three-Toed Pete: *grins*
Three-Toed Pete: When tha first lubber wus created,
Three-Toed Pete: God decided tha’ man would get bored by ‘imself
Three-Toed Pete: *winks*
Three-Toed Pete: God spoke an’ ‘e said,
Three-Toed Pete: “It’s not good fer uh man to be alone,
Three-Toed Pete: I shall make ye a wench.” Er somthin’ like dat.
Three-Toed Pete: *grins and takes another swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: Women were made ta take their place next to man,
Three-Toed Pete: ta wash ‘is house an’ cook his food…
Three-Toed Pete: *grins*
Three-Toed Pete: to share a place wit man fer all eternity.
Three-Toed Pete: *puts on a very fake posh accent*
Three-Toed Pete: The Sages of old have wrote
Three-Toed Pete: ‘ow God came ta his decision
Three-Toed Pete: an’ said…
Three-Toed Pete: *takes a swig of ale and reads from a scroll*
Three-Toed Pete: Woman should’nah be created
Three-Toed Pete: from uh bone of uh man’s skull,
Three-Toed Pete: so that she might ‘ave rule over him.
Three-Toed Pete: Dat sounds about right…
Three-Toed Pete: But woman should’nah been created
Three-Toed Pete: from a bone of man’s foot,
Three-Toed Pete: so that he might not have rule over her.
Three-Toed Pete: *blinks at the scroll some*
Three-Toed Pete: Dis serious?
Three-Toed Pete: *takes a swig of his ale and hurls the empty bottle at the crowd*
Three-Toed Pete: Woman wus created from uh bone taken from the rib of man,
Three-Toed Pete: so that man an’ woman would live side by side,
Three-Toed Pete: together as one, for all eternity.
Three-Toed Pete: Arrr!
Three-Toed Pete: Sharing love,
Three-Toed Pete: *grins wide*
Three-Toed Pete: commitment, knowledge and caring for each other.
Three-Toed Pete: Dey obviously means tha’ wench cares fer tha’ man
Three-Toed Pete: *winks*
Three-Toed Pete: This ancient thingy of marriage encourages lubber and wench
Three-Toed Pete: ta love and be lovin’,
Three-Toed Pete: throughout the lifetime of their bond t’ each other
Three-Toed Pete: an’ show their compashun fer each other
Three-Toed Pete: an’ share their daily lives.
Three-Toed Pete: *picks up another ale from the deck and takes a hefty swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: *slowly turns eyes to Shadow*
Three-Toed Pete: ‘ey, repeat wut I say will y’?
Three-Toed Pete: *clears throaght then puts on another posh accent, reading from a scroll*
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