Three-Toed Pete: *Coughs loudly*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: Avast! Scurvy dogs and lubbers of Britannia,
Three-Toed Pete: we’ve dropped anchor ere
Three-Toed Pete: to witness tha walkin’ o’ th’ plank by the Scurvy dog Matthew DeLios
Three-Toed Pete: and his saucy wench Melanie McBain.
Three-Toed Pete: *winks at Melanie*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: *picks his ale off the deck and takes a hearty swig of it*
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: Tha walkin’ o’ th’ plank
Three-Toed Pete: ‘as always been important ta any society,
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: even in tha most ancient times of Sosaria,
Three-Toed Pete: and has remained sacred ta this day.
Three-Toed Pete: *grins*
Three-Toed Pete: When tha first lubber wus created,
Three-Toed Pete: God decided tha’ man would get bored by ‘imself
Three-Toed Pete: *winks*
Three-Toed Pete: God spoke an’ ‘e said,
Three-Toed Pete: “It’s not good fer uh man to be alone,
Three-Toed Pete: I shall make ye a wench.” Er somthin’ like dat.
Three-Toed Pete: *grins and takes another swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: Yarg!
Three-Toed Pete: Women were made ta take their place next to man,
Three-Toed Pete: ta wash ‘is house an’ cook his food…
Three-Toed Pete: *grins*
Three-Toed Pete: to share a place wit man fer all eternity.
Three-Toed Pete: *puts on a very fake posh accent*
Three-Toed Pete: The Sages of old have wrote
Three-Toed Pete: ‘ow God came ta his decision
Three-Toed Pete: an’ said…
Three-Toed Pete: *takes a swig of ale and reads from a scroll*
Three-Toed Pete: Woman should’nah be created
Three-Toed Pete: from uh bone of uh man’s skull,
Three-Toed Pete: so that she might ‘ave rule over him.
Three-Toed Pete: Dat sounds about right…
Three-Toed Pete: But woman should’nah been created
Three-Toed Pete: from a bone of man’s foot,
Three-Toed Pete: so that he might not have rule over her.
Three-Toed Pete: *blinks at the scroll some*
Three-Toed Pete: Dis serious?
Three-Toed Pete: *takes a swig of his ale and hurls the empty bottle at the crowd*
Three-Toed Pete: Woman wus created from uh bone taken from the rib of man,
Three-Toed Pete: so that man an’ woman would live side by side,
Three-Toed Pete: together as one, for all eternity.
Three-Toed Pete: Arrr!
Three-Toed Pete: Sharing love,
Three-Toed Pete: *grins wide*
Three-Toed Pete: commitment, knowledge and caring for each other.
Three-Toed Pete: Dey obviously means tha’ wench cares fer tha’ man
Three-Toed Pete: *winks*
Three-Toed Pete: This ancient thingy of marriage encourages lubber and wench
Three-Toed Pete: ta love and be lovin’,
Three-Toed Pete: throughout the lifetime of their bond t’ each other
Three-Toed Pete: an’ show their compashun fer each other
Three-Toed Pete: an’ share their daily lives.
Three-Toed Pete: *picks up another ale from the deck and takes a hefty swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: *slowly turns eyes to Shadow*
Three-Toed Pete: ‘ey, repeat wut I say will y’?
Three-Toed Pete: *clears throaght then puts on another posh accent, reading from a scroll*
Shadowspawn: *nods*
Three-Toed Pete: “As we join together as one soul…”
Shadowspawn: As we join together as one
Shadowspawn: soul
Shadowspawn: Trust me not to leave thee, and ask me not to do so…
Shadowspawn: Thy Beliefs will become my beliefs
Shadowspawn: and they people will become family to me
Shadowspawn: I will honor thee and love thee
Shadowspawn: My spoken word is my bond to thine heart
Shadowspawn: If thou were to die, my heart would die as well
Shadowspawn: Until leaving this world in death, we will be as one.
Three-Toed Pete: Dat was lovely matey!
Three-Toed Pete: *takes yet another swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: *slowly turns eyes to Melanie*
Three-Toed Pete: Now et’s yer turn…
Melanie: *nods*
Three-Toed Pete: *clears throaght then puts on yet another posh accent, reading from a scroll*
Three-Toed Pete: “As we join together as one soul…”
Melanie: As we join together as one soul.
Melanie: Trust me not to leave you, and ask me not to do so.
Melanie: *takes his hands in hers*
Melanie: Your beliefs will become my beliefs.
Melanie: And your people will become family to me.
Melanie: I will honor you, and love you.
Melanie: My spoken word is my bond to your heart.
Melanie: If you were to die, my heart would die as well.
Melanie: Until leaving this world in death, will we be one.
Three-Toed Pete: Shadow,
Three-Toed Pete: d’ye take Melanie t’be yer wife,…
Three-Toed Pete: t’ have an’ t’ hold in love, honor and tennerness?…
Three-Toed Pete: D’ye promise t’ love, cherish, and honor her,…
Three-Toed Pete: as long as ye both alive,…
Three-Toed Pete: according to this Holy union…
Three-Toed Pete: an’ the sacred covenant of marriage?
Shadowspawn: I do
Three-Toed Pete: Melanie,
Three-Toed Pete: do’ye take Shadow, t’ be your husband,…
Three-Toed Pete: t’ have an’ t’ hold in love, honor and tennerness?…
Three-Toed Pete: D’ye promise to love, cherish and honor him,…
Three-Toed Pete: as long as ye both alive,…
Three-Toed Pete: according to this Holy union…
Three-Toed Pete: an’ the sacred covenant of marriage?
Melanie: I do.
Three-Toed Pete: *finishes off the ale and throws it at the boatload of monkeys*
Three-Toed Pete: Shadow, what did ye bring tha ring t’show ye love ‘er?
Shadowspawn: I did
Three-Toed Pete: Melanie ye brought a ring too aye?
Melanie: I did.
Three-Toed Pete: Shadow, say wut I say…
Shadowspawn: This ring I give the seal of the covenant I make with thee
Three-Toed Pete: Melanie, repeat affer me…
Three-Toed Pete: “I love Three Toe’d Pete”
Three-Toed Pete: *grins*
Three-Toed Pete: Ok, ok….
Pagan Lightbring: *giggles*
Sarah Athens: *laughs*
Dack Tyler: *smirks*
Carnifex : *laughs*
Melanie: This ring I give you to seal the covenant I make with you.
Three-Toed Pete: Shadow and Melanie.
Three-Toed Pete: the lubbers have now heard thy vows to each other,
Three-Toed Pete: let no one put ass-un-der this Holy union of heart and soul,
Three-Toed Pete: else dey answer t’me.
Three-Toed Pete: May da sea bless this marriage and watch over ye lubbers.
Three-Toed Pete: Go forth, reveal in the power of being a couple,
Three-Toed Pete: trust and rely upon each other, and let nothing part thee.
Three-Toed Pete: By the powers committed to me and by the laws of Britannia…
Three-Toed Pete: I now declare that Shadow and Melanie
Three-Toed Pete: *takes a big breath and another swig of ale*
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: ‘ave joined as one, as husband and wife.
Three-Toed Pete: Shadow, may I now kiss yer wench?
Three-Toed Pete: *grins, obviously joking*
Three-Toed Pete: Har! Ye may now kiss yer wife!
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Three-Toed Pete: lubbers an’… well, lubbers!
Floria: ARRRRRHOOOO ARR!!!! *cheers*
Shadowspawn: *leans forward and kisses her*
Three-Toed Pete: ye’ve now witnessed the wedding between Shadow and Melanie DeLios.
Three-Toed Pete: Now don’t ferget this day!
Three-Toed Pete: On da behalf of the new couple, I thank all o’ ye
Three-Toed Pete: for bein’ at this weddin’.
Zogu: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Three-Toed Pete: *hic*
Dack Tyler: *claps*
Linden Kev: ARRRRRRRR!
Xander: ARR!
Sarah Athens: AARRRRRRR!!
Anne Savant: *smiles*
Carnifex : Arrrr!!
Torinor Zequire: ARRRRR !
Patience: *claps quickly and excitedly*
Floria: ARRRRRRRR!!
Dack Tyler: Hurrrrraaaaah!
Phil Lunde: ARRRR!!!!
Ssin’urn Elghinn: Arr!
Pagan Lightbring: *whistles and cheers*
Thomas: Arrr!
Pict Fox: *claps*
Debinani Rahl: *takes his empty whikey bottle and tosses it over his shoulder*